Famous story of a son who broke both arms and the mom felt bad he couldn't masturbate so she started jerking him which led to more...

It's very fucked up story. But whenever a similar topic comes up someone has to say "I bet he had broken arms" or something like that.

Similar one is "shoes came off so he's definitely dead" whenever some fall or other force throws someone to the ground.

It was funny at one point... Maybe like 6 years ago. But like jfc there's no original thought, just echo chamber zingers.

Oh another one: "I also choose this guy's dead wife"