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Ladies & Gentlemen, It is with great embarrassment that I had a new experience rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

When you start using it only to relax sore muscles, you are officially old.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Wait there are ACTUALLY messagers? I thought those were exclusively marketing gags

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh, yah, it was developed by their medical equipment division. Also patented as a massager and was registered with the FDA as such. Then people realized what else it could do.

The really funny part is that hitachi’s main business is heavy industry stuff; power plants, cranes, electrical infrastructure, jet fighters, trains, semiconductors, all sorts of stuff. But everyone knows them for that one time they made a massager that everyone uses as a sex toy.