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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have a friend who is a legitimate badass, like "can successfully fight 5 people at the same time and win" kind of badass. Someone pulled a knife on him once and without hesitation my friend bitch slapped the dude so hard that he fell to the ground and dropped the knife. That was pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bonus point if he shouted "No!" at the same time

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

THAT'S MY PURSE!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

"I don't know you!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

"Bad! Drop it!" WHAP