Main ones I can think of:
- Be attractive. If unattractive, at least be disabled in some way.
- Dress as skimpily as possible. Show legs at all time if female.
- Forget dancing, just throw your partner around. Get your face to her crotch at any opportune moment.
- Make really inappropriate comments to each other during the talking phase. Really sell the idea you're having an affair on live camera.
- Choose the shittiest pop songs you can find. Make sure it's not the original, but some shitty mock-soul cover.
- If a presenter, give off the impression of fighting a sickly illness. Anorexia is desired if possible.
Any other rules I'm missing?
You ok, mate?
NO !
I've just been subject to the worst television known to man
You do know you can go into another room and read a book if your mum wants to watch her dancing show?
I value my time with my mum, and don't get to spend much time with her, so I suck it up. But barely. Just barely.
That's sweet, keep it up. Also, that's how I got sucked into enjoying an entire series, so you never know!
I too value my time with your mum.