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[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

Give her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

Industrial drill bits are a girl's best friend.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Trying so hard that they need diamonds

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

"Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It takes you for a spin.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

A million (bleep)ing diamonds!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Ooo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.

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