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[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Commenter revealed in a separate post that wee wee so small it points up over the seat. Has to push it down with thumbnail to keep aim downward.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

:p knew it.

I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.

I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.

Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they're six.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Geez. Mine dragged the ground behind me like a tail by the time I was 4.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Motherfucker, do I have to send you a timestamped dick pic?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

lol are you that worked up about this?

Just forget about it. You don’t even need your dick to be anything special. Don’t need a dick at all. :p

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Link to that comment cause I definitely did not say that.

I was a fucking kid. Everyone's penis is small when you're six.

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