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As an asexual, this is actually extremely hard (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can she turn me into a vampire too?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aren't vampires immortal? If so, I see only bonuses by choosing the vampire GF.

If blood is needed to sustain your lifetime, animal blood is a widely-available and nutritious food (as it is basically liquid meat). If you need human blood at some point, you can always feed on capitalists during and after the revolution.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure that vampires need exclusively human blood for sustenance but yeah that's not the problem with so much capitalists around.