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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

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It’s him,,,

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

No one at school was picked on more than Timmy OnlyFans.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Duh. Long day.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why he started going by Timothy Olyphant in stead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh, like Timothy Chaturbate/Chalamet?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

So he thought, until he met Bobby fudgepacker.