Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Chicken sees a salad.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I suggest "What dish is made when a hen stares at lettuce?"

Something about having part of the punchline in the set-up always irks me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just change "chicken" to "rooster" in the setup. Bonus: it makes them head in the wrong direction thinking about cockadoodledoo puns.