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Awkward doge (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.

"Oh don't worry. That's for after." wiggles eyebrows

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Buying a dog collar & leash would add some awkwardness points.