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[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Na, names are about pronunciation (how you call someone). Written letters are an approximation of that. You can't pronounce a newline, so there's that.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

John
(long pause)
Doe

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Just pronounce \n as a glottal stop.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

But differently spelled names are legally distinct.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

i think they mean that pronounciation matters for determing validity, not for the actual record or distinguishing between names

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

But that doesn't really address the original question, does it? You don't have to pronounce all the letters in a name, so the fact that you can't pronounce a newline isn't sufficient to demonstrate that it can't be part of a name.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Just crouch down to simulate moving to a lower line.

John Doe

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

But something has to be written on the birth certificate and social security card, and that's what everything else will expect you to use. I think just due to technical limitations (e.g. of the printer/template for those things) it wouldn't be allowed, but I dunno about legally

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

How do you pronounce the hyphen in double barrelled names?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The hyphen can provide indicators on how to parse the letters on either side. "Pen-Island" would be pronounced differently from "Penisland."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

There's a guy I follow on the internet called "penusbmic", and he claims it's supposed to mean "Pen, USB, Mic".

Whatever you say, Penus B. Mic.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Try telling that to .

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