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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Mission failed successfully - the weird apes now help you reproduce in an ideal environment and protect you from predators.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

~~Not those coffee beans that are shat out by a goat. Not them. ~~

So TIL they aren’t real and a similarly but cruelly sourced version is. I guess it still works, but I meant happy-story-goats and don’t like my own joke otherwise.

Humans suck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I'm going to suppress my curiosity and not look into whatever you're referencing.

I assume it's like those ~~badgers or lemurs or something~~ 1998 honda civets in Southeast Asia (I think) that are caged, fed and shit out those special coffee beans that tourists just fucking love.

I hope that was an anti-depressant induced vivid dream memory and not a real memory of something that actually happens.