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[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago (108 children)

Its great, I, personally, am teaching my girls to check other's allegiances and ideologies before they get to know them. If they even lean conservative I've told them its acceptable to clock them in the jaw. Dont associate with conservatives, dont allow them to reproduce, dont give them the comfort of social human connections that everyone needs.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago (54 children)

Violence isn't the answer. You make us look bad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Yes, because taking the "high road" and not "stooping to their level" has gotten us so far.

Fascism only speaks one language, and that language is violence.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Buddy. That's the language you're speaking. YOU.

YOU PERSONALLY are doing fascism right this very moment!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

guys is it fascist to punch a Nazi??

I didn't think my eyes could roll further back into my head, but here we are. 🙄

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Youre only gonna fuel their claims of our hypocrisy. Legislation also works, but youre too much of a petulant child to go thru the proper channels and thus resort to force just like the ppl you condemn. You make us look bad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You make us look bad.

Kindly don't lump me in with whatever you think you are. We aren't the same, clearly. Since you want to repeat yourself, I'll do the same.

Fascism only speaks one language: violence.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago

Youre right. We’re not the same. You’re a child.

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