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[–] [email protected] 208 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 176 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the Colombian industrial engineer instead?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)

.... Antarctica doesn't seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn't deport him back to us.

Could we Try there?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There's entire deserts that would love to have him

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

You make a good point.

The sand consumes all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

The penguins must feed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

You'd be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It's interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

To be perfectly honest, I'm not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Aren't the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Where is Superman when we need him?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Colombia? Duh.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

That’s an insult to unicycles.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

No, no. It’s moo; like a cow.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

It's like a cow's opinion.. it's "moo".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

That's the point, he don't have a cow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Them big ole cows with them horns whats in them roe-dee-oes with them there fellers a-hangin on their backs an also I think in italy where fokes go a-runnin alongside them cows seem to have two pretty dang-on good points atop their haids f’yous ta ask me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

If it's a unicowrn?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Have I been living with Joey too long, or did that actually make sense?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
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