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[–] [email protected] 211 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 179 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the Colombian industrial engineer instead?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

.... Antarctica doesn't seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn't deport him back to us.

Could we Try there?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There's entire deserts that would love to have him

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

You make a good point.

The sand consumes all.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

The penguins must feed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You'd be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It's interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

To be perfectly honest, I'm not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Aren't the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Where is Superman when we need him?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Colombia? Duh.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That’s an insult to unicycles.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

No, no. It’s moo; like a cow.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It's like a cow's opinion.. it's "moo".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's the point, he don't have a cow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If it's a unicowrn?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Them big ole cows with them horns whats in them roe-dee-oes with them there fellers a-hangin on their backs an also I think in italy where fokes go a-runnin alongside them cows seem to have two pretty dang-on good points atop their haids f’yous ta ask me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Have I been living with Joey too long, or did that actually make sense?

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