Lol "I don't want to be a right wing asshole, I'm only doing this because you hurt my feelings"
Dude that's the weakest thing I've ever heard. Being in the left means constantly fighting and being attacked by other leftists for being the wrong kind of leftist. That's what it takes to be on the left and you never had it, it's what the kids call a skill issue.
Go be a right wing asshole all you want but don't pretend you didn't want it all along!