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Mr Xi, I'm a cacuasian blond little girl trapped in the dystopian authoritarian state known as Amierkkka were a senile pedophile racist runs everything with an iron fist. The tv is just propaganda and the food is so processed my body is morbidly obese and malnourished at the same time.
I'm pleading for you to help and liberate my people.
Please send several hyper-sonic Daogfeng ICBM with MIRV nuclear warhead and liberate our local hospitals, schools, water sanitation and power generation facilities. The coordinates are (see Appendix A) and the radio beacons I've constructed (see Appendix B for possible attack angles and mission probability success) will guide your 100kt "Angles of freedom" thorough the GPS and radio jamming interference.
We yearn for freedom.