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Tiger Predators (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hippos

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is the correct answer. Why are they so violent?

[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They've been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they've had enough.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Incel hippos are jealous of good looking tigers getting laid

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Well if they've had enough they should stop eating.

It will help with the fat

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

To make sure the tigers don't start getting any ideas

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You're not imagining. They're real.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Depends where they are.

If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless.

If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that's the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything's gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Indian ocean isn't a desert

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Got me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Geo, dude...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Are you sure? It's not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Look, I'm trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

no ; it's humans.