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Drop your most "wtf that's not how the world works" from movies/tv shows. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm aware of the NCIS scenes, what else you guys got?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

exactly. running an nmap scan alone involves minutes on end of just sitting there, waiting for nmap to do its thing, and hoping that the network administrator doesn't notice your computer running the most obvious port scan of all time, barge into your borrowed cubicle, and say "what the hell are you doing"