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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.

Bragger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.