Lord of the memes

8157 readers

473 users here now

The Lord of the rings memes communitiy on Lemmy. Share memes about Lord of the rings and be respectful.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

316

Everyone has different reasons for using a nickname (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

32 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 150 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

His other name is Teleporno

https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Celeborn

[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 weeks ago

"Celeborn was a Sindarin prince of Doriath, being the grandson of Elmo"

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Teleporno, son of Pornhubo, brother of xHamster, brother-in-law of Thin-rod.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

They also have this weird cousin named Nhentai that nobody wants to acknowledge.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Real time ultra fast (self-?)censorship directly on the data input bus to the brainhole.

Nothing is prefect, let us just pretend this didn't happen just now & lets enjoy the work further.

I'm guessing.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I wouldn't televise mine but you do you celeborn

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

"Is this one of those illegal channels? It's so blurry you can't even see anything. Oh wait there it is, wow, I thought that was an arm at first."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Look, homie just tryin to make a dollar while competing against hardcore orc porn and hobbit scat fetish. Leave him alone

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

hobbit porn is just a guy ripping fat tokes on a pipe while gently stroking a rake

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dammit, and I just changed underwear!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

As someone who's a fan of the Silmarillion, idk how I never knew this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it pronounced differently? Like Tokyo Sexwale isn't pronounced like you just did in your head.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, as someone who frequently mispronounces everything, I'm not the right person to ask.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't think so, at least not meaningfully. Obviously it has a different meaning: tel- is seemingly a prefix that means "finish, end, be last", and orn means tree (can also be seen in his other name, Celeborn). So the meaningful pieces would be tel and orn, which means that the p might be less pronounced than an English person would normally do it, but it doesn't make much of a difference.

Tl;dr: he's just named Teleporno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯