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Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It (www.latintimes.com)
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[–] 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's the opposite of eating the onion? I read your comment and scoffed, wondering who could actually believe this. The I saw the "Not" in the comm name.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Boofing an apple obvs

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    I'm leaning towards either, "Fabricating The Onion," or "Puking The Onion." I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though.

    Edit: both my suggestions aren't any good next to "Picking/Plucking The Onion."

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