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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

I'm leaning towards either, "Fabricating The Onion," or "Puking The Onion." I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though.

Edit: both my suggestions aren't any good next to "Picking/Plucking The Onion."

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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Picking the onion

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This is better than both of my suggestions. The only refinement I can suggest is,

"Plucking The Onion."

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 point 2 years ago

Pickling the onion

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[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

Presuming the onion

When it is in fact, an orange 😌

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago*

That's not bad, but I'm not sure it beats the other suggestion of, "Plucking the Onion."

Edit: I misremembered, they actually said "Picking the Onion."

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