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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

"Introducing e-Vacuator! The new evacuation app from the geniuses in Silicon Valley that will allow you to hire movers to evacuate from disaster zones, and they will all bid against each other to ensure that you get the lowest price possible. No more hasty evacuation mistakes, let our contractors handle all the stress and mess for you while you focus on the important things in life."

Give it five years.