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Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE] (www.tattletaletimes.com)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers to ensure babies sleep for a questionably unhealthy 18 hours straight!

I'd like a dose for myself, please