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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Keep it silly though

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The TLS certificate is not valid

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did a woopsy, forgot to make the changes permanent, and my server auto-updated, won't happen again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Better not or will expect the refund immediately

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's pretty impressive actually. Good use of scaling the pic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Console cheat codes

~~Tomater~~ Brainer

picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))

Tomato minigun

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

Slow-mo tomato

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

OptiTomato

Optimized tomato sauce

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)

picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

Tomato cleaner

let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice I feel I should apologise for the tomato craze, maybe it wasn't a great suggestion lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don't know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's a good website. If I could humbly suggest: next time, more tomate.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Skill issue, just click faster and more tomatoes will appear 🙄

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you! 💕 My issue is resolved. 👏

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’ve written a console cheat code for it, hopefully OP won’t patch it (・∀・)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Why is there no easter egg for painting the whole canvas :(