She waited until the last minute to do laundry yesterday. So when I woke her up this morning, I said to her, “put on some dirty clothes, go to the dryer, get some clean clothes, then go take a shower.” The dryer is in the kitchen pantry and I was making tea, which is why she had to put on dirty clothes.
So first, she just went to the shower and I repeated it again when I heard the shower door open. Then she got her dirty clothes on and came out with her iPad because I guess she thought she was going to have breakfast.
I told her to put down the iPad and get the clean clothes and I said “go take those and get a shower.”
AND SHE STARTED TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF IN FRONT OF ME!
I very quickly said, “no, take the clean clothes to your room, go take a shower, then put the clean clothes on.” She’s taking a shower now, so I hope she figured it out.
She was sort of staggery and grumbly the whole time too. Very little intelligible speech.
If she hasn't and you hear I was killed and my brain was eaten, that's why.
Do you crave brains?
Don't we all. If I had brains I wouldn't have effed up the order of things and wouldn't have to walk butt naked and then mop it all up