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Counterpoint:
It doubles as a weapon that can induce blunt-force trauma.
Mine is so heavy it hurts my wrist to pick it up. I'd never hit someone with it. They would definitely die or become paralized or something. And also I would injure my wrist, which would be equally bad.
I definitely wouldn't consider an injured, even broken, wrist anywhere near as bad as paralysis or death. But also, a stainless steel pan works just fine as a bludgeoning implement, too