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In 2016 Alejandro Cruz picked a nasty nose goblin and to his utter shock and amazement found it to look exactly like the blessed virgin Mary from the bible. He passed in 2022 and now the Vatican is looking to make him an official saint.

"We looked at the data, at the hard evidence of that slimy little monster, and, sure enough, it was the blessed virgin herself looking back at us." said senior Vatican official Dominick Penwin.