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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Definity a fake post. The small text says the cost of the check deducted from the employee's payroll.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

meanwhile useless incompetent middle managers across america are seeing the post and salivating while furiously looking for where to sign up for the service

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tesla might get in some serious trouble in Germany for allegedly doing this to sick employees.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Honestly, based on the stories of what's happening in America. That's not a reliable indicator.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup, good eye - we're at least two election cycles away from that being plausible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah not holding my breath that my assumptions on what's reasonable in American work culture will last forever.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"cost deducted from employee's payroll" is the most realistic part, IMHO. I worry this joke will give someone ideas IRL. And that part is how they will sell it to CEOs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That part is currently illegal even in the US. So, baking it into an app would be a bad idea. Most of the time companies do illegal things, they try to be less explicit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Currently.

Probably the only reason it's not written into Project 2025 is that they didn't think of it