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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"If your ejaculation is glossy, you might be ill."

"Here it is. How am I?"

"You're well. Cum matte."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"I jizzed in the drinking water hole"

"Ugh, don't fancy your well-cum, Matt"