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[–] 10 points 3 years ago (15 children)

hope he gets to jerk off in heaven

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (13 children)

    He got caught in my hometown! Lots of weird stuff happens in Sarasota, FL.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The Pussycat Theatre chain in California was a pretty well known goto. I thought it was strange that 1) it was Florida and 2) anyone really cared.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago
    1. It was undercover detectives that "caught" him and they didn't approach him until he tried to leave. They also arrested 3 other people.

    Who ever volunteered to watch these guys cum in a porn theater just to handcuff their slimy wrists... I'm no comedian, but that entire situation is so insane I feel I could do at least 10 minutes on it.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    I don't think jerking off in an adult theater is weird.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    like, aren't you weird not to? what the fuck else is the place for?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    He also had vintage photos that could be (and were by the police) considered child pornography. That's probably more important than the porno theater incident.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    You sound like a nice person and I'm sure your family is very proud of you.

    Context since I'm deleting the comment above: I accidentally made the same comment twice because of a bug in the Connect app.

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