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Daily Discussion Thread: Mon 31 Jul 2023
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I am concerned that the lady who runs the food cupboard may be a witch. She keeps giving me sweets. Any sign of a giant oven I'm outta there.
I did also get so prebiotic capeseed rolls, which I am really enjoying for burgers, so I guess it's not all sweets.
Your name wouldn't be Hansel or Gretel by any chance? :D
No, it's not. Do you think that will keep me safe?
This comment is nearly witchism. I would like to put it on record that no self-respecting witch hands out sweets when she could eat them herself. Ergo, the lady of the food cupboard is not a witch. Not that she might not be a lot of other things, but definitely not a witch.
Hansel & Gretel were vandalising the witch's house, among other things.
Reminds me of the child catcher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LehcJeNbFBw
Hmm. Putting aside a packet of chocolate digestive biscuits for me really doesn't have the same feeling as this. Maybe it's not a sign of being a witch. I should probably keep my eyes open for any other telltale signs, just in case.
A very good idea. If she does turn out to be a witch, I would appreciate more info as we (witches) do not tolerate competition. Let's see how she likes being turned into a frog.
She'll get better.
Even diabetic witches? I thought it might be a calorie conversion plan.
Such witches hand out broccolini. With extra hollandaise sauce in a sachet.
Depends on whether she invited you back to her gingerbread house.