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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Liverpool is in a different league - this is Scouse, Not English taken to the next level (with a dash of Cosmic Scouser). I reckon I could send this out to my mates on WhatsApp and get a couple of unironic "is right!" replies. And more "fuck's sake" ones.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"I'm not an Englishman" by Mason Owens.

You could also try "Murdaside" by Mazza L20 (the Bootle postcode) which goes in hard on the Scouse vs Liverpudlian beef.

You could probably set the poem "Scouse not English" to music.