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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

blew my inheritance on hookers and blow, now what?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Have you considered multiple inheritance. It's an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I'm trustworthy. Trust me.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔

... She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you're cool I guess? 🤷

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Wow. "peak shareholder value" is what I shall now call "multiple inheritance", from now on.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I like it. I'd let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp

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