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[โ€“] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

My favorite part about when this gets posted is that there is always someone trying to justify not putting the shopping cart back.

Edit: didn't even have to scroll half a screen length lmao.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Okay, at the risk of down votes, I'll take the bait.

My first job was more than 3 years of collecting carts. In that time it's easy to see patterns like where carts often end up. Some are left out in the open, near a slope where the slightest breeze will animate it. Others pushed up on the sidewalk to the side of the store where there's not much traffic and they just pile up. And others still will be left along a common walking path, not blocking the path, secure but not stuck.

Those last ones often take care of themselves because so many people walk along that path, it's trivial to grab it on your way in, and it's faster than pulling a cart backwards out of the entryway where they're stored.

Years later, I'm picking up something for my nephew's birthday party. I park the car. There's a cart in the position mentioned above: on my way, not blocking anyone, secure but easy to grab. So I grab it, walk inside, do my shopping, come out, unload it. Nearest return is back inside the store, or I can put it back where I found it securely, along the way, but out of the way. I choose the latter. Before I even get in my car someone has grabbed the cart on their way in.

I fail to see the problem. However, the person who grabbed the cart was talking loudly to her grandchild so I could hear, "his legs must be broken since he can't put the cart back" ๐Ÿ˜ค

TL;DR In a post about returning your carts, a job which I had for over 3 years, the most obnoxious person I encountered was not someone who put their cart in the wrong place, but a passive-aggressive, self-righteous, loudmouth who was so narrow minded they couldn't see there are spots carts can be left that save both parties time and create no additional work, even as she benefitted.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Honestly for me it's about was the lot designed by an idiot. Large stores like Walmart and home depot are the worst offenders. If I need to park in the far out of reaches of the lot there's never any fucking cart returns there.

All of them are grouped up right near the fucking front of the store where it's least needed, and then there's nothing at the outer edges. I make sure my cart is somewhere it will not move even in strong wind, but the designers of the parking lot can go fuck themselves for not putting a cart return stall at the outer edges where it makes sense in those massive lots.

Other stores like WinCo and costco seem to have this figured out. Cart returns at regular intervals across the entire parking lot. So no excuse not to return there

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