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[โ€“] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (16 children)

I was gonna call this cap because CPR that long after collapse has infinitesimally small odds, but I looked it up and turns out I'm wrong. CPR anyone you see down!

[โ€“] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

They also talk about snow. The cold slows down bodily functions.
Nobody is dead until they are warm and dead.

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