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[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Look and see if your state has at home Burial services. If they do tell them you want to bury the body at home and you do not want it embalmed. Then buy an absolute fuck ton of Dermestid beetles online. Then, get ready for the horrid smell as they eat the flesh off of your father's rotting corpse over the course of a year or more.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Didn't we have a community for unethical life pro tips? This comment would be a perfect post there.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't see what is unethical about it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's probably not what his father wanted

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Well he should have considered that before dying. Its about personal responsibility.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

We don't know that, and imo that hardly matters now as they are dead and never coming back. They no longer have wants, needs, or feelings.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

put it in the will or enlist it to a trusted family member, those are the two options you have to deal with this problem.

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