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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a special request (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I want my funeral to be a roast (comedic) but my fiancee said no :\

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a roast
Oh!

(comedic)
Oh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

What were you planning to do with that fork and knife moody?

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