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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

All those things sleep experts tell you to do in order to fall asleep faster and sleep more soundly? Pee should be ~~at the top~~ in the middle of the list, right before the part where you get ensconced under the covers.

Edit: if you get up for a crying baby, pee again before you go. It might go back to sleep, but mostly, once you pick it up you'll not get another chance to pee, maybe for hours.