I wish my house cleaned itself (programming.dev)

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Granted. There is a faulty wire, and your house sets itself on fire. Every stain, cobweb, misplaced item, trash bin and general mess is now gone, along with everything else.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Does it at least make sure the ashes get swept up?

I lived in a place with some spooky electricity. Both the hot water heater and the dishwasher tried to light themselves on fire.

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