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Bidet anyone? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What happens when you take a shit away from home?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Owning a bidet isn't going to do anything for you when you're shitting outside of the house tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Portable bidets have entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don't wipe it's all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it's in the metric system

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago

Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wet wipes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if you flush them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So you leave poopy wipes in other people's bathroom trash cans?

USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

funny thing is, which shouldn't need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could've saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).