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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Either "I'm not dead yet" or "I'm still alive" with a somewhat halfhearted "I guess..." Trailing behind.

Once upon a time I was a little more cheerful and gave answers like "Celebrating my streak of consecutive days lived".

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I used to say "alive & well, and living in America!", but about 10 years ago people started saying "I'm sorry" instead of how they used to respond with something like "Fuck yeah!", so I stopped saying that.