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Bidet anyone? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i mean if your bidet doesn’t even have wifi what are you doing with your life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Mine auto-tweets which number and the health profile of what I did and even switches between accounts based upon who is using it. Biometric scanning and mass data collection is used to match you with the correct account. If you don't have one, it registers new users without an account. Obviously filters out those under 13 as they don't meet the terms of service.

When you flush it also plays a recording of a random tweet from our Lord and Savior Elon's account in his voice.

Edit: Can't wait for my Cyber Truck to arrive so I can connect it and activate the feature where it honks my truck's horn every time I flush.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If he's coming through with these....

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ds81B9Fd7HE

homeboy's gonna like.... get it 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Full HD and in stereo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I love the idea that someone gets so conditioned by that song, that they either can't poop without hearing it, or whenever they do hear it in a public place, they immediately shit themselves.