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WSJ admits that China has comprehensively defeated the US in the trade war (www.wsj.com)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So much bazingamobile babbling can directly be beaten, if only the bazingas would listen, with "MASS TRANSIT IS BETTER. STOP AVOIDING IT."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bazingas have reached a level of hyperalienation that has alienated them from humanity itself. They want their own personal transportation pods because they would rather destroy the world and literally die than sit next to someone on a train.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bazingas have reached a level of hyperalienation that has alienated them from humanity itself.

It started with private jets and executive elevators. Now it's fever dreams of fleeing to Mars or even "escaping the simulation." They're afraid and miserable, even while on top of the system gradually killing us all.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

or even “escaping the simulation.”

The classic log out method is right there

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am always like two last nerves from invoking LowTierGod at bazingas at this juncture of time and space, I wouldn't even bat an eyelash telling a techbro to an hero themselves anymore

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Here's idea, broadcast them isekai stories non stop, i mean people so gullible as bazingas are bound to believe that for real eventually and search the Truck-kun themselves.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

bazinga

You called? joker-troll