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Remember that moment on Office Space where Michael Bolton was LARPing as a badass in his own car, listening to rap, until a black person walked by? St. E~L~O~N did it worse. (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro you are a billionaire. You have comical amounts of money. You could retain 100 fully armed knights with a stipend of 10 million dollars per annum, each, forever. How, how, HOW, do you not have your own muscle?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For someone as obsessed with surface level cyberpunk aesthetics as Elon is, you'd think he'd at least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas and guard him.

We really are living in cyberpunk-without-the-cyber, we don't even get the cool cyborg cops kicking our doors in.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

See his grand vision that he posted on Twitter for the future of Mars?

A fucking highway. With cars. With a red background.

Billionaires don't have much imagination. It's all yachts and private jets and abusing children on remote islands. epsteingelion

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas

shit has any movie done this yet? a traditional build up of these HARD CYBER NINJAS and then the hero smacks one of them and the cosplay armor shatters and the rest of the bodyguards immediately back off