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I'm 100% sure these were guys from some hellhole suburb of DFW who drive lifted F350's to drop their kids off at football practice. Real cowboys, on the other hand, think they will be murdered by a street gang the second they set foot in a city, so you are unlikely to encounter them
I kinda want to be able to handle my own when confronted with someone who claims I’m not a genuine rancher. Like I want to look cool
If they start asking questions cut them off and then ask if they're trying to start a dick measuring contest or get your number for a date
“I don’t say ‘howdy’ i dont have a green egg, I don’t know what temp or what wood to use for smoke, I don’t have a revolver pinned to my waist, I don’t chew tobacco, but what I do is look good and I don’t need your approval, partner” I tip my hat finish my whiskey and coke and leave
You sound so much like my drinking husband lol
That's exactly what he would do in that situation, and it's what anybody should do. He looks better in that getup than most anyway, and I'll bet you do too
Green egg is a dated reference. If you're a cool kid in cowboy town you have a blackstone and a traeger smoker.