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What’s up the phrasing on that headline

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I would cancel my gym membership.

And then discover every other gym is doing the same thing.

So then I figure to hell with it, I'll just exercise at home.

Only to discover my "smart" home gym equipment is also spying on me.

And then Cory Doctorow will step out from behind a curtain and say "I tried to warn you".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Good idea! A few have already replied!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"Please log onto your dumbbell account."

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