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[–] 23 points 3 years ago (7 children)

Moose sex pheromones. Hose the car down with them. Let nature take care of this one.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Yeah idk if that’s gonna help in PA lol. Deer maybe, but they aren’t gonna attack a car

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Most wheels don’t have them anymore, but a great prank used to be to smash a fish behind someone’s hubcap.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    New cars kinda took care of not making things removable or have things you can loop things through the handles.

    However the potato salad under the door handle is still on the table

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Tesla aero wheels have clip on hub caps/aero wheel covers. Pull to remove, you may need double sided tape to install the prawn (shrimp) heads

    Renter upset at the land lord? Prawn heads in the cheap aluminium curtain rods on moving out day

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    hard to find that, but you can absolutely get a syringe full of deer piss between the window and the rubber stripping that's meant to keep the rain out of the door. doe-in-estrus urine is available at almost any outdoors shop, as hunters use it to attract bucks.

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