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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 4 months ago (4 children)

From Updog, came many descendants. First was Deez, of the Nuts, soon eclipsed by their child Bofa Deez of the Nuts. From Bofa sprung the twins Ligma and Sugma. Some say their lineage continues to grow to this day.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don’t forget about grandfather henweigh!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

what's a henweigh?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A few pounds, I reckon.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Who's Steve Jobs?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Ligma balls

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The guy that invented the Windows computer operating system.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

LMAO gottem!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Distant relative of the mind goblin.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And grandma Munchma

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What's that retro disk thing old people listened to music on?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A CD.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

CDs nuts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Old people". These whippersnappers are getting uppity it seems. Time for a spanking.

And what is this CD people mention? We play our music on shellac records.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who's Steve Jobs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

CDs nuts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Whats lineage?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Ligma DEEZ NUTS lmao got em