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[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Speaking as a user (I'm not a programmer even if I'm often loafing around here):

Left is not "optimistic" but "assumptive" - blame the dev and the user.
Right is not "pessimistic" but "diligent" - blame the user.

But the worst type doesn't appear in this pic: they'd put a ball of chicken wire around the label so it's physically impossible to put it in the hot water.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'm not a programmer yet even if I'm often loafing around here

Fixed that for you...

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Then the users would complain that they can't fit the tag in their water.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

We're talking about the worst dev, right? "No, chrust me. I have a vizhun about how the tea bag should be."

Incidentally it's the same answer that he'd give to people annoyed who neither need nor want the chicken wire ball.

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